Sabtu, 27 April 2013

SAMPLES OF SPOOF TEXT (by namira nur arfa)


                                                                Secret Murder
One day, when i was walking through the street i saw a really dark house. It was about 9 PM ,i was after bought some foods in the Minimarket . The house was really dark  ,the lamp all turned off , with many big tress, that house made me feel scaried then made me faster to walk. 
Then i knew that was Josh’s house , a weird and goodygoody person . The wind was really big at that time and made me afraid and it was like in the Horror Movie. After that , i heard a really big voice, and it was like a girl who was crying . I tried to search the source of that voice.. I looked in the street , to the some cars there, but there weren’t the source , until i knew the source of that voice was from Josh’s house.  When i got near with Josh’s house , the voice was louder . I tried to walk to Josh’s house and i went to Josh’s yard.
I heard a voice “I’ll Kill you stupid!! Go way ! Go away!” and i knew that was Josh’s voice. Then i heard  a girl was crying . At that time , the wind was so huge which made the door opened , the door a little opened . I didn’t know why , but then i realized that i was in the Josh’s living room . I heard the voice louder it was like “Awww.....that’s hurt !” . That voice made my body cold and sweat,  i tried to go to the dining room . In Josh’s house was so dark , i didn’t know why and i couldn’t see everything clearly .
But i saw , Josh was hold a big knife , a really incisive knife and it was full of blood. Suddennly my body was vibrated , and i could think everything clearly , i said “ Oh my God , i can’t see it  , my neighbor will kill his wife and i see it , Oh My God i can’t believe it , i’ll be popular on newspaper as famous as Justin Bieber and become a witness of a Bloody Murder .” “No , i wont i have to go home , now!” I said.
Then i heard the girl who was crying shouted “Ahh...that is sick, please help me , don’t do this to me .” That voice made me frightened , fastly i ran to the door but unfortunately i fell a vase flower which made a really noisy . “ Who is there? “, Josh said . “No one “, i replied . Ohh how stupid i was , why did i answer. “ Hey come here ! Who is there?”, said Josh strongly. He walked to me , i tried to run , but i couldn’t . He saw me and he brought a really huge knife . I ran but then i fell into the floor , Josh came with that scary Knife . “Ohh Josh Please don’t kill me , i just ..i just...please don’t kill me , i just wanna alive and made my parents happy . I still have a small dogs , and i don’t want to die  sir Please... “I said slowly but sure with small voice and my tears was falling .”Hey Namyra , what do you talking about?”, he said and he seems confused. Then he hold my hands and he brought me to the Kitchen . “Namyra , can you help me with this freshwater catfish? i try to kill them , but they still alive , they’re bloody but still alive , i have to cook for my dinner”, he said . “Okay Sir , but why is your Wife shouting and crying?”, i asked . “ohh she fell from the upstairs and someone is massage her and she felt hurted and sick “, he answered. “Honey i wanna eat now”, Mrs Josh said. “Can u hear that Namyra ? I have to cook this freshwater catfist fastly but they’re still alive although i use a really big knife “, he said.  “Ohh i forgot to turn on my lamp ,ahh this is because this murder , a freshwater catfish murder” he added . “By the way what are you doing on my house Namyra?”, he asked .




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