Sabtu, 27 April 2013

SAMPLES OF SPOOF TEXT (CONTOH SPOOF TEKS)


                                                                The Another Love at First Sight Story
Last week , i went to mosque at my school for pray.  I brought a pink sandals from my house , so when i went to pray it was easy . I went to the mosque with some of my friends..then i decide to go  to the class early because i wanna study for the next lesson , Physics lesson. Outside the mosque , i used a sandal and went to the canteen to buy mineral water. Before , i went to the canteen i saw a boy , who was using  glasses , have a tall body , handsome and have a perfect smile , smiled to me . Suddenly , my heartbeat became so fast and i thought i loved him at first sight. He  smiled again to me , and i thought he felt the same with me , he felt in love with me since at first sight too.
                Then i went to the canteen , and i saw that boy followed and smiled again to me . My heartbeat became faster and faster . After that , i decided to go to the meatball seller , and so he did . I ate my meatballs.. then he came with his meatballs and sat beside me. He greeted me “ Hey girls ..”. “Hey “, i answered shyly. “What’s your name ?” he asked . “Mmm...i’m ... Jane”, i answered.
                Ohh i thought he felt in love with me , that’s why he came here and tried to know me.
“Jane ..i should tell you something”, He said. Ohh something ? What is that? Would he express his love to me ? or Would he told me that he felt in love with me since at first sight? Ohhh i don’t know.“But don’t angry Jane ,Okay?” He said. “Okay”, i said. “Really?”, he asked me . “Sure”, i answered. He closer to me and whispered “ hey Jane , you used my blue sandals , see it!!! Your sandals is Pink! It’s impossible if i use your Pink sandals!! Gimme my sandals back!!”, he said. Then my heart was broken , i realized that i used his sandals,... oh he wasn’t fall in love with me, it was  because his sandals.

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