SAMPLES OF SPOOF TEXT (CONTOH SPOOF TEKS)

There’s Something in Padang’s Sate

                I was standing up beside a street when a Sate Seller came and try to sell his Sate.

Then he came to me  “ Do you wanna Sate?” he asked . “Ohh is there any Chicken Sate?” i answered. “ No, there’s no chicken Sate , it is Padang’s Sate.” “No, i wanna Chicken Sate “, i said. “Madam , there’s no chicken in Padang’s Sate “, he tried to explain it to me . “Hmm  but i wanna chicken Sate“, i said loudly. “Madam it is Padang’s Sate  , so you can’t buy chicken Sate “, he answered.

                “Okay then, i wanna meat Sate “, i said . And then he said to me “Madam , this is Padang’s Sate , we don’t use any chicken or meat .” “But  i wanna eat meat or chicken Sate”,i said. “Madam! This is Sate from Padang ! There aren’t chicken or meat and this is not use chicken or meat!”, he said. “How ...stupid  you are ? You made this Sate from Padang and  bring it to Bogor then sell here? Why don’t you sell this Sate in Padang? Padang and Bogor have a  long distance ! What a crazy person are you!”, I said.

                “Whattt!!!!!!????”, he said and he shocked. Then he asked “ Madam it’s about 20 minutes to tell you about Padang’s Sate”, he said angrily. “There’s no chicken or meat in the Padang’s Sate !”, he added. “Hmm ...so?”, i asked. “It used cow’s tongue”, he said . “ What ? tongue of a cow?”i asked .”Yeah...it use tongue and so delicious”, he said.

                “Hmm tongue? Sounds yummie!”, i asked . “ So how many stick Padang’s Sate do you want?”,He asked . “What? No i don’t want it... i just wanna ask you this adress, do you know this adress? “ I said. “So you don’t want to buy this Sate ?”, he asked angrily .”Of course no , do you know this adress?”, i said . “What!!!!!??”,he said and then he left me as fast as possible. I just smiled and tried to search the adress.